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In a classy bar:
GERMAN: Waiter, Remy Martin, single
FRENCH: Waiter, Carlo Rossi, double
PINOY: (magpaila pa diay ta usa maka order?) Waiter, Rey ladera, married aw single diay




Si Juan ni check in s hotel.
Juan: Dli ko ignorante!
ayaw kog huwata nga masuko!
Ngan0ng gamay mani akong kwarto?!? Walay bintana?!? Mahal akong gi.bayran dayon mao rani?!
Bellboy : Sir, elevator pani, kalma lang!!
Hahaha... :D